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LEAVE YOUR OPINIONS AT THE DOOR
your in my house now baby
About the author
morgan.15. undermindingly crazy. uhh i dont know what to say . somtimes i go weeks without posting but im always online just creeping so uh yeah :).
what's better? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear
This version > original Miley version
I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express
With my scar and no family left
Welcome to the school of wizard love
Am I gonna fit in?Jumped in a boat
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous!My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious
Too much staring and I’m nervous
That’s when McGonnagall put on the Sorting Hat
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my wand up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go awayGot caught flying all unwatched
Everybody’s looking at me now
Like “Who’s that dude who’s flying there?
Maybe he should play Quittich.”Not so hard to find that dog, fluffy
It’s definately guarding something very secret
But all I see are it’s three heads
Thank god Hermione’s so clever!My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda scared now
Too much drooling and I’m running
That’s when that Mr. Filch almost caught us there
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safetySo, I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my want up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.Feel like finding that red stone (that red stone)
Through the Devil’s Snare tonight (Snare tonight)
Find the key that fits the door (fits the door)
Ron beats Wizard Chess and I feel alright!
So I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Quirrel’s two heads like yeah
Sorcerer’s Stone like yeah
I got my wand up
Look in the mirror
I know I have the rock right here.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!(Alot of credit to prettyproblematic)
Hermione like yeah
fs
are you a guy?
not physically.
google the term genderqueer.
Dear FormSpringer,
:glare:
LOL I JUST GOT THE SAME ONE AGAIN
except this time it told me who it was from
rofl GEORGE GET OUT
im sorry it was me okay. you dont really now me but i feel bad geeze
omg i want to be a ganster rapper
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE A GANSTER RAPPER?! LOL
WELL I’M BLACK SO THAT’S A PLUS
you gotta be from the streets or “hood”. or at least tell ppl you are :)
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am i the only one who read this as bitch control the first time? :#
Look At This Fucking Adorbz Cat Video of the Day: BRB, AWWing for the rest of my natural born life.
[via.]
Ignore the fact that I look like a monkey.
SQUEAL!
i had three of theese
i would brake them becqause they scared me then, realize hw fun they were and ask for another
ay yi yi
there was alot of dishes to wash
my dad about tomorrow
i wish some mutha fuckas would try and push me down in walmart tomorrow over some cheap ass shit . i swear to god if someone touches me its gonna be on the new .` lol he was rollin :)
Lmfao why does cory from thats so raven look like sean kingstons long lost brother or cousin
